Photography Humor



A woman shot her husband, drowned him, and hung him. Then, they eat dinner. 
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 
Answer: She was taking a photo of her husband. She shot it, developed it, and hung it to dry. 

_________________________________

“Watching a beautiful sunset with my wife, I look to the scene and start thinking 1/250s at f8 at ISO 400.”

_________________________________


Two girls: "A tray of sushi, please." 
Waiter: "To eat or to post photos of on Instagram? 

_________________________________


What kind of photos does a turtle take?
 Shellfies. 

_________________________________


Why can't you find good photography jokes? 
They haven't been developed yet. 

_________________________________


Teach your kids about photography and they will never have enough money to buy drugs. 

_________________________________


The fastest way to make money from photography is to sell your camera. 

_________________________________


Photographers have been known to flash people 

_________________________________


I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.

_________________________________


I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.

_________________________________


How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 
50. 
One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, “I could have done that!”

_________________________________


“Your camera takes really nice pictures!” 
“Thanks, I taught it everything it knows!”

_________________________________


“Do not talk while shooting a long exposure, or the photo will be noisy.”

_________________________________


What’s the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a struggling photographer? 
A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.”

_________________________________


A photographer took a self portrait in a park. Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera. He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.

_________________________________


Q: What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures? 
A: The nut behind the viewfinder!

_________________________________


Two photographers are travelling through a third world country and pass by a beggar on the street. One of the photographers asks the other one:
"What did you give him?"
The other photographer replies:
"250th of a second at f5.6."

_________________________________


A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes.  
You just can’t shutter up.

_________________________________


A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it.  
He just waited to see what developed.

_________________________________ 


I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday.  
You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

_________________________________


A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon. 
 The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.

_________________________________





Comments

Popular Posts