Photography Humor



A woman shot her husband, drowned him, and hung him. Then, they eat dinner. 
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 
Answer: She was taking a photo of her husband. She shot it, developed it, and hung it to dry. 

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“Watching a beautiful sunset with my wife, I look to the scene and start thinking 1/250s at f8 at ISO 400.”

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Two girls: "A tray of sushi, please." 
Waiter: "To eat or to post photos of on Instagram? 

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What kind of photos does a turtle take?
 Shellfies. 

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Why can't you find good photography jokes? 
They haven't been developed yet. 

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Teach your kids about photography and they will never have enough money to buy drugs. 

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The fastest way to make money from photography is to sell your camera. 

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Photographers have been known to flash people 

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I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.

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I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.

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How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 
50. 
One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, “I could have done that!”

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“Your camera takes really nice pictures!” 
“Thanks, I taught it everything it knows!”

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“Do not talk while shooting a long exposure, or the photo will be noisy.”

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What’s the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a struggling photographer? 
A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.”

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A photographer took a self portrait in a park. Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera. He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.

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Q: What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures? 
A: The nut behind the viewfinder!

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Two photographers are travelling through a third world country and pass by a beggar on the street. One of the photographers asks the other one:
"What did you give him?"
The other photographer replies:
"250th of a second at f5.6."

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A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes.  
You just can’t shutter up.

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A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it.  
He just waited to see what developed.

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I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday.  
You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon. 
 The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.

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