Photography Humor
A woman shot her husband, drowned him, and hung him. Then, they eat dinner.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Answer: She was taking a photo of her husband. She shot it, developed it, and hung it to dry.
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“Watching a beautiful sunset with my wife, I look to the scene and start thinking 1/250s at f8 at ISO 400.”
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Two girls: "A tray of sushi, please."
Waiter: "To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?
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What kind of photos does a turtle take?
Shellfies.
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Why can't you find good photography jokes?
They haven't been developed yet.
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Teach your kids about photography and they will never have enough money to buy drugs.
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The fastest way to make money from photography is to sell your camera.
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Photographers have been known to flash people
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I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.
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I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.
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How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
50.
One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, “I could have done that!”
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“Your camera takes really nice pictures!”
“Thanks, I taught it everything it knows!”
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“Do not talk while shooting a long exposure, or the photo will be noisy.”
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What’s the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a struggling photographer?
A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.”
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A photographer took a self portrait in a park. Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera. He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.
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Q: What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures?
A: The nut behind the viewfinder!
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Two photographers are travelling through a third world country and pass by a beggar on the street. One of the photographers asks the other one:
"What did you give him?"
The other photographer replies:
"250th of a second at f5.6."
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A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes.
You just can’t shutter up.
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A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it.
He just waited to see what developed.
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I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday.
You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
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A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon.
The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.
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